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QueenPammie / Apr 07, 2016

We are the Stormborm Hellfire Drakes, your illustrious and rather noisy leader, Queen Pammie, presides. Our guild was created to be filled with TESO players who are fun to have around, game well, and work even better as a team.

THE RED PROGRAM Initiative, now in full swing, aims to paint the Map of Cyrodiil in a lovely scarlet glow. Failure, is not an option.

There are some Polls on the top right, lets find out which CAMPAIGN (<CLICK HERE>) everybody would like, and IMPORTANT THINGS (<CLICK HERE>) is some informational questionnaire i think we could all use the answers to.

Currently, Blackwater Blade Campaign is everybodies favourite, although this is changing slowly ^ please participate in the poll ^ and read the forums for input.

Our Veteran Campaign is currently undecided, I'd prefer to see us move Haderus as a Guild for one week, before committing to a 30 day. It's time we pushed a Stormborn member to emperor as well, we need someone who is online daily for a week and spends at least 8 hours ingame... send me mails!

PUG additions ONLY when we need numbers for zerging, and no shame in booting non SHDs to make space for guildies, be polite about it ofc, otherwise we might never have people joining us again! But ultimately i see us being large enough to not stress about that.

Have a gander at the Forums and Roolz linked above.

^^^ ALL SUGGESTION COMMENTS AND THAT NONSENSE^^^ I listen to all, but don't be irritated if I go another way ;) i need input from you guys, but remember, I'm running this guild with two primary goals *1* Fun non stressed madness AND *2* We fucking win shit.


Nos Enim Mori - We Live to Die

QueenPammie / Mar 09, 2016
So in the wee hours of April 26th of this year, a wild Pammie was gazing at Zone chat shortly before having a complete and thorough breakdown over the unorganised chaotic misogynistic and selfish behavior of the EP as a whole.

A few Stormies were grouped together and somebody came up with the mad cool idea, to go get BRINDLE...and totally own that thing #BrindleIsLove so after being distracted by a few errant DC on their way to join in the endless Alessian Bridge madness, we stole an AD takeover of Nikel (oh they were NOT happy standing on the 2nd flag wondering why they were all dead!) took the Keep...and sat there. Nothing. Nobody was interested!

So now we have Kings>>Arrius>>BRK>>>Alessia, and brindle and decided to connect the dots! Rayles was our next goal, with a DC held scroll of ours, a little overwhelmed with confidence, we stupidly wiped on the NPCS D'OH! But rallied and smashed ROEBECK, ASH, then RAYLES, ran the scroll back with some very clever DC resistance!, then GLADE, ran that scroll back, while we picked up the Northern DC gate scroll, them we smashed open WARDEN while a 2nd group picked up the Southern DC gate scroll and we an them BOTH back together same time!

Damn Stressful Run

Two Scroll on Arrius' Walls!

So at this point, im looking at the map, everybody else logs off, and i notice our Very Own CrazyBarSteward (active toon Fancy-Man) is 2nd on the board with 4 other Storm members in the top 10, and 24 in top 50!, and he's online, and he's about 100k AP from the current leader....and...he's online!!! But, bsy with some junk refered to as PvE.

So we set the poor man to repairing things like mad, as there were only like 6 DC left online and we couldnt find them! Slowly...slowly...he moves up...with about 20k left, the DC get inspired and 6 of them attack Ralyes! Woohoo! Over an hour they tried 4 times to take that place, happened to be their top ranked players too! So kiling one gav you about 1500AP! I furthered things along by running at them with Horsie as killing an enemy with kills under his belt raises the AP, hehehe, but turns out that wasnt needed, as Our Emp In Waiting is a goddam killing machine! Twice myself and Nodjo the Mad Swede (only 4 of us at this time) were wiped and he was alone top floor, took all 6 out solo! Now here, we have a deserving emp I'm thinking....

While they were hitting us fro the 5th time, I prepped Aleswell, Nodjo volunteered to hold them as distraction with sieges, which he did a STIRLING job of! While Crafty, who had just logged on, a friendly Pug called Jhagho, myself and Fancy flattened the Final Emp Keep with the help of Major somethign and Maximus Pointy Long beard i think? The whole time....

....I'm stressing....are we going to have a sudden guild influx and get wiped, will the other chap log on and juuust tip the scales losing number 1 postion? Will we wipe on flag!! TWO CAMPS! PUT DOWN TWO CAMPS! Omg i was so excited and stressed and worried and proud and thirlled and....


!!We Have A Storm Emp!!

WOW! CONGRATULATIONS CrazyBarStewrd! And thnk you to all who helped us get there! Storming around! Woohoooooo!